Amphigory + Annotation

I thought long and hard about just the perfect Amphigory to do today.  I wanted something that was quick, yet powerful--something that would specifically make Tage want to throw things at me.  You have no idea how much I suffer for my art.  (It is truly difficult to continue topping myself.  Ah, whatever shall I do.) 

And now, my latest masterpiece:

It is a metaphor for the human existence.  It is an existential look at the post modern theory of life, death, and truth.  It is...this guy. (Hint.)

New Annotation:  Mistborn Epilogue Part Two